[THISAVROU] ACE Messages & Mail

[tearmeanewone]

"You've reached Elizabeth DeWitt. Leave a message, and I'll return it as soon as I can."

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[brokeassgoing]

its like one of those acquaintances right that you just met
the kind you see at a party and youre like OH HEY YOU and you pray you dont gotta say their name because you DONT remember

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[tearmeanewone]

Badou I swear to God, speak plainly or I'm going to throttle your meaning out of you the next I see you-- WHAT IS GOING ON.

[He said don't go into the library, she's panicking. Those books, all of that information...]

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[brokeassgoing]

I ONLY TOOK A COUPLE YOU WONT EVEN NOTICE and it was to LiIIIIIVE
youre like my bestie dont
hurt me???????</code.

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[tearmeanewone]

...is that it? You took a couple of books from the library?

Badou that's what they're FOR...

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[brokeassgoing]

yeaaaaaaaaaah yeah thats what i did thats exactly it uh huh





dont expect them back dont fine me

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[tearmeanewone]

Badou.

Are you telling me you didn't BORROW the books?

That you STOLE THEM?

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[brokeassgoing]

remember how i said youre like my bestie


remember that
just think about that!!!

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[tearmeanewone]

I'm really trying to remember the fact that we're

friends

right now.

Alright, you said it was a matter of life and death, describe the situation before I get any angrier.

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[brokeassgoing]

you



dont know where i am right now right

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[tearmeanewone]

You're in luck, I can't tell where you are right now.

But I could check every spot I can see you in right now.

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[brokeassgoing]

DONT!!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT HURT ME

[she actually never said that]

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[tearmeanewone]

[That does hit a little too close to home, unfortunately.]

I'm not going to hurt you. Not over books Badou, do you really think I would?

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[brokeassgoing]

what? no not in a serious way
we are friends yknow
friends kick eachothers asses

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[tearmeanewone]

I don't exactly express my fondness for a person by attacking them. It's a little dangerous where I'm concerned.

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[brokeassgoing]

not outright attacks
just a tiny foot to the ass is all
but hey thats just the way i show fondness sometimes

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[tearmeanewone]

Alright well I'll tell you right now, if you put your foot anywhere near my ass, you'll get a broken nose.

An 'I Guess We're Friends' broken nose.

Now what did you do with my the station's books?

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[brokeassgoing]

i wouldnt dare, youre too much of a lady

thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard tbh

i









sold them for necessities

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[tearmeanewone]

Define necessities.

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[brokeassgoing]

would you believe tp

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[tearmeanewone]

'TP'...?

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[brokeassgoing]

toilet paper

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[tearmeanewone]

You traded my the books

You said it was life and death, Badou.

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[brokeassgoing]

THAT IS LIFE OR DEATH LIZ!!!!!!!!!!

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[tearmeanewone]

YOU COULD HAVE TRADED ANYTHING ELSE, YOU COULD HAVE SUNG NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL FOR GOD'S SAKE

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[brokeassgoing]

NOT HERE
THIS WAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR OWN