[THISAVROU] ACE Messages & Mail

[tearmeanewone]

"You've reached Elizabeth DeWitt. Leave a message, and I'll return it as soon as I can."

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[brokeassgoing]

DONT!!!! YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT HURT ME

[she actually never said that]

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[tearmeanewone]

[That does hit a little too close to home, unfortunately.]

I'm not going to hurt you. Not over books Badou, do you really think I would?

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[brokeassgoing]

what? no not in a serious way
we are friends yknow
friends kick eachothers asses

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[tearmeanewone]

I don't exactly express my fondness for a person by attacking them. It's a little dangerous where I'm concerned.

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[brokeassgoing]

not outright attacks
just a tiny foot to the ass is all
but hey thats just the way i show fondness sometimes

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[tearmeanewone]

Alright well I'll tell you right now, if you put your foot anywhere near my ass, you'll get a broken nose.

An 'I Guess We're Friends' broken nose.

Now what did you do with my the station's books?

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[brokeassgoing]

i wouldnt dare, youre too much of a lady

thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard tbh

i









sold them for necessities

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[tearmeanewone]

Define necessities.

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[brokeassgoing]

would you believe tp

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[tearmeanewone]

'TP'...?

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[brokeassgoing]

toilet paper

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[tearmeanewone]

You traded my the books

You said it was life and death, Badou.

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[brokeassgoing]

THAT IS LIFE OR DEATH LIZ!!!!!!!!!!

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[tearmeanewone]

YOU COULD HAVE TRADED ANYTHING ELSE, YOU COULD HAVE SUNG NINETY NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL FOR GOD'S SAKE

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[brokeassgoing]

NOT HERE
THIS WAS WHEN WE WERE ON OUR OWN

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[tearmeanewone]

YOU'VE WAITED UNTIL JUST NOW TO TELL ME THIS?

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[brokeassgoing]

NO??????? IVE BEEN
TRYING TO

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[tearmeanewone]

Badou I swear to God

You find something that LOOKS similar on Kaittos, and put it back in the library, or you'll have more than just a I Guess We're Friends Broken Nose. Am I clear?

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[brokeassgoing]

so just a book
any book




and my asshole wont be in the shape of your foot

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[tearmeanewone]

My foot?

Badou.

I'm sure I can find a steel girder somewhere.

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[brokeassgoing]

LIZZIE

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[tearmeanewone]

GET ME THOSE BOOKS AND I'LL FORGET ABOUT IT, MISTER

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[brokeassgoing]

yes dear