[Oho. He has no objections to that whatsoever-- if she wants a shower, he's got more than enough extra towels and such for that. But he's not going to push his own luck by making a joke about offering to wash her back for her, so instead he just tightens his arms around her.]

Afternoon it is, if you think you're brave enough to face my cooking. I wouldn't consider that to be one of my strong suits.