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Elizabeth ([personal profile] tearmeanewone) wrote2014-04-09 09:09 pm

DOUZE + [Action/Video]

[Action] - Locked to Infinite + Gai

[The morning of April 9th brings excitement to House 36. Elizabeth wakes up, feeling maybe a little heavier than she usually does, but after a quick mental assessment brushes it off as nothing more than a desire to stay warm in bed, next to Gai.]

[She pulls brown hair out of her face to check the clock. Well, 8:36AM, it's probably time to get up and make some coffee for the house. A good minute is spent debating rolling over onto Gai and going back to sleep (interspersed with wondering how she got so twisted up in her nightgown--it feels like it's choking her now).]

[In the end, chores win out, but Elizabeth isn't going to completely deny herself. She stretches up and nuzzles up under Gai's jaw and kisses him there.]


Good morn--

[That was significantly lower than her voice usually is.]



[After that bit of fun, Elizabeth comes stumbling awkwardly out of her room--there's a man in Elizabeth's nightgown standing in the hallway and looking horrified.]


Roberrrrt!!

[Booker must never know. Which is clearly why she's screaming for Robert in the middle of the hall. But what could she do? The last thing she needed was Rosalind's thoughts on how to be a man, Booker would probably take one look at her and start drinking.]



[Video]

[The feed starts up, and at least Elizabeth is no longer in a nightgown, but she looks just as panicked.]

No, this isn't a mistake in your journal, it's really me-- [She brings her thimble-covered pinky into the frame and rotates it.] --Elizabeth! But I'm-- I'm a man now!

[Blunt and to the point. She's too freaked out to dance around the problem and break it delicately though.] What do I do?! I don't know how to be a man, I've spent twenty one years being a woman!

[And the best way to learn how to function as a male is to ask the network. Good job, Elizabeth.]



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[personal profile] deathsdoctor 2014-04-11 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
That's more a thing where you've found the right person to be with, though. Not a male/male couple necessarily leads to more happiness thing.

No you don't. I can tell you're you.

[Just... manlier.]
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[personal profile] tearmeadudeone 2014-04-12 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Seems that way here. [There's an eyeroll in her tone, but she does know that Law has a point. It's just that she hasn't really seen a heterosexual relationship in action that didn't end in abuse and/or death. Aside from her own, of course.]

Okay, okay. If I'm going to be like this for a week I need to ask you everything I can't ask Gai. [Out of embarrassment, obviously.] If you get a... erm, erection, and you don't want it, what do you do about it?

[This morning had been embarrassing.]
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[personal profile] deathsdoctor 2014-04-15 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
There's a few ways, depending on your situation and how far it's along. If you can, get away and walk it off. Any sort of exercise that gets the blood flowing through your body.

[And away from your groin.]

If you can't, try to excuse yourself for a cold shower. Failing that, try a cold can of pop, or bag of peas, or something of the like on your lap.

... there's... erm a point when it's much more difficult to get rid of an erection though. If you do get aroused to that point somehow - it's just better to take the problem in hand and deal with it in private. The alternative can be painful.